BOOTLEG VACATIONS

Welcome to Bootleg Vacations, where the sun is fake, the pools are cloudy, and someone’s trying to sell you a timeshare the second you step out of the elevator. This collection is all-inclusive in the worst way—featuring designs inspired by forgotten beach resorts, haunted cruise ships, and off-brand tourism campaigns that definitely haven’t been approved by any chamber of commerce.

Think pastel polos, sun-faded banners, and janky brochures promising "luxury" in places that barely have running water. We’re talking about shirts that look like you sat through a 3-hour presentation just to win a free weekend in New Branson. That’s right—New. Branson.

So pack light, trust no one, and wear something that says, “I escaped a Margaritaville pyramid scheme and all I got was this bootleg tee.”

Bootleg Vacations: no passport required, but you might need a lawyer.