Subtle? No.
Sacred? Maybe.
Sexy? If you’re into breathy Irish vocals and deeply inappropriate puns, then absolutely.
This shirt is a spiritual awakening you should probably get arrested for.
The front? A solemn-faced Enya and your not-so-subtle declaration:
“I CAN’T WAIT TO GET ENYA”
The back? A gothic fever dream that reads like a breakup text from a Victorian ghost:
“NIGHT CREEPS ALL YOUR HEART”
…whatever the hell that means (she wrote it in her sleep).
This is the shirt you wear to:
Midnight mass with bad intentions
Pagan raves
Record stores that only sell things pressed on cursed vinyl
Soft cotton. Soft moans. Hard implications.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard), GRS (Global Recycled Standard), and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Size guide
| |
BODY LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
73 |
24 |
39 |
| M |
75 |
24.5 |
43 |
| L |
77 |
25 |
47 |
| XL |
80 |
25.5 |
51 |
| 2XL |
82.5 |
26 |
55 |
