THE MYSTERY SHIRT

Here's the deal: you give us $35. We send you a shirt from the catalog. Which one? Not your call. Could be a canceled late-night host. Could be a divorced guy's Porsche. Could be the Pope's last meeting. The universe decides (the universe is us, in a garage, choosing).

The rules:

• You pick the size. We pick everything else.
• No returns. No exchanges. No explanations.
• Duplicate shirts are a sign you weren't listening the first time.
• Every mystery shirt is a full-price design from the current catalog — this is the only discount we will ever offer, and we've hidden it inside a gamble.

• Printed on the same premium organic cotton as everything else
• Oversized fit
• Contents unknown until the bag opens

Shipping: Printed to order, just for you. Allow 2–7 business days for production, then 3–8 business days US shipping. Full details in our FAQ & Shipping.