Celebrate the woman who raised you and raised hell with this “Happy ‘Mother’s’ Day” shirt—because not every mom smells like cookies and unconditional love.
Featuring a stunning bouquet of flowers that somehow includes:
A half-empty bottle of off-brand vodka
A pack of cigarettes
And one a pill bottle full of Mommy's little helpers
…this shirt is the perfect tribute to the matriarch who texted “new number who dis” on your birthday.
Printed on soft cotton and soaked in generational damage, this tee is ideal for:
Ironic brunches
Passive-aggressive family gatherings
The adult child who made it out alive (and with a therapist)
Wear it proudly. Or don’t. She probably won’t notice either way.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard), GRS (Global Recycled Standard), and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
Size guide
| |
BODY LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
73 |
24 |
39 |
| M |
75 |
24.5 |
43 |
| L |
77 |
25 |
47 |
| XL |
80 |
25.5 |
51 |
| 2XL |
82.5 |
26 |
55 |
Shipping: Printed to order, just for you. Allow 2–7 business days for production, then 3–8 business days US shipping. Full details in our FAQ & Shipping.
