HR Frequent Flyer Tee

This shirt isn’t for people who fear HR — it’s for people who have punch cards.
It’s for the battle-hardened employees who’ve had so many "quick chats" and "informal follow-ups" that they could draw a floorplan of HR’s office from memory.

A masterclass in passive aggression, this tee commemorates the sacred relationship between you and the department that exists solely to protect the company from you.
Wearing this is less a fashion choice and more a public admission:

"Yes, I've seen HR more times this month than my own family. No, I’m not sorry. Yes, I'll be back."
Designed for those who have evolved beyond mere “problem employee” and ascended into legendary liability.

Ideal For:
-Mid-year reviews you didn’t realize were disciplinary hearings
-Company happy hours you attend like a ghost of Christmas lawsuits
-Performance improvement plans you treat like summer camp applications

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard), GRS (Global Recycled Standard), and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

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