Because nothing says prosperity gospel like slapping Joel Osteen’s smiling face on a gas-station-boner-pill endorsement tee. This unlicensed bootleg masterpiece combines televangelist grin with the same cheap-thrill energy you’d find in a fluorescent-lit truck stop at 2AM.
Printed on a heavyweight vintage-style blank, this shirt doesn’t just make a statement — it asks the question: What if your pastor and your pharmacist were the same guy? Perfect for anyone who appreciates parody, irony, and the beautiful horror of American capitalism dressed up as religion.
Wear it to Sunday service, the flea market, or your next intervention. Salvation not included.
