Intercourse, Pennsylvania Tourism Tshirt

Ah yes, Intercourse, Pennsylvania—the only town that sounds like a Craigslist hookup and smells like fresh-baked pretzels and suppressed rage. This bootleg vacation tee is perfect for anyone who likes their geography confusing, their humor immature, and their small towns suspiciously named.

Designed like it came from a dusty gas station postcard rack and printed with all the ironic subtlety of a frat guy’s tramp stamp, this shirt says: “I’ve been to Intercourse, and I didn’t even get dinner first.”

Wear it to family functions, awkward first dates, or literally anywhere you want people to question your life choices.

Tourism is dead. Long live Intercourse.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

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