Behold: the uniform of the modern worker bee. A cream-and-green ringer tee that screams “exploit me harder, daddy, I live for quarterly earnings.”
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a performance review you can wear. Perfect for reminding your boss that you’ll gladly trade your soul for stock options and a tepid “good job” on Slack.
Throw it on for Casual Friday, union-busting meetings, or just to let everyone at the bar know you’re nothing more than a vessel for shareholder profits. Comfortable, sarcastic, and soaked in the despair of late-stage capitalism.
Congrats—you’re middle management chic now.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd.² (145 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Side-seamed construction
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• 1 × 1 baby rib binding on the neckline and sleeves
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
