Welcome to Texas: where you can bring a Glock to Chili’s, an AR-15 to Applebee’s, but God forbid you stream a little bush after dessert. Priorities, y’all.
The front serves up a censored “bush” (not the landscaping kind) with the line:
“The only Bush you’re allowed to see used to be the President.”
The back keeps it Lone Star legit with a bold RealTexasBush logo — because apparently, that’s the only variety still legal.
This shirt isn’t just cotton. It’s a protest. A joke. A PSA wrapped in sarcasm and dipped in queso.
100% cotton, softer than your rights apparently are
Unisex fit — because censorship doesn’t discriminate
Designed right here in Texas, where freedom is selective and irony is mandatory
Wear it to the bar, the BBQ, or while side-eyeing the dude open-carrying next to you at Applebee’s.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
| S |
18 ¼ |
26 ⅝ |
16 ¼ |
| M |
20 ¼ |
28 |
17 ¾ |
| L |
22 |
29 ⅜ |
19 |
| XL |
24 |
30 ¾ |
20 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ⅝ |
21 ¾ |
| 3XL |
27 ¾ |
32 ½ |
23 ¼ |
| 4XL |
29 ¾ |
33 ½ |
24 ⅝ |
