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Easton Park McD’s Hog Tee
Easton Park McD’s Hog Tee
Regular price
$45.00 USD
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$45.00 USD
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Welcome to Easton Park — where the lawns are fake, the Facebook group is feral, and the hogs are very, very real.
This shirt captures the full Easton experience:
-Ronald McDonald clinging to a wild hog like he’s about to drop into the HOA comments section.
-Golden arches beaming with false hope.
-The exact energy of a lawn getting torn up at 2AM while someone posts “Anyone else hear that??” under night vision Ring footage.
Whether you’re Team McNuggets or Team Molotov Cocktail, this tee unites all types of neighbors into one shared circus of passive-aggressive glory.
Wear it when:
-You spot the hogs on your lawn and blame the city council
-You need to emotionally prepare for the next zoning thread
-You’re going through the McDonald’s drive-thru in a golf cart while filming a hog
-It’s not just a shirt. It’s a community service announcement.
FEATURES:
Premium pre-shrunk cotton (boar-resistant, probably)
Unisex sizing for all suburban combatants
Soft enough to sleep in after reading 46 unread Facebook notifications
Illustration of Ronald McDonald taming the beast that truly runs Easton Park
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash cold.
Line dry while watching hogs from your Ring cam.
Do not wear near actual Ronald McDonald unless you want a lawsuit and a story.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard), GRS (Global Recycled Standard), and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This shirt captures the full Easton experience:
-Ronald McDonald clinging to a wild hog like he’s about to drop into the HOA comments section.
-Golden arches beaming with false hope.
-The exact energy of a lawn getting torn up at 2AM while someone posts “Anyone else hear that??” under night vision Ring footage.
Whether you’re Team McNuggets or Team Molotov Cocktail, this tee unites all types of neighbors into one shared circus of passive-aggressive glory.
Wear it when:
-You spot the hogs on your lawn and blame the city council
-You need to emotionally prepare for the next zoning thread
-You’re going through the McDonald’s drive-thru in a golf cart while filming a hog
-It’s not just a shirt. It’s a community service announcement.
FEATURES:
Premium pre-shrunk cotton (boar-resistant, probably)
Unisex sizing for all suburban combatants
Soft enough to sleep in after reading 46 unread Facebook notifications
Illustration of Ronald McDonald taming the beast that truly runs Easton Park
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
Machine wash cold.
Line dry while watching hogs from your Ring cam.
Do not wear near actual Ronald McDonald unless you want a lawsuit and a story.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard), GRS (Global Recycled Standard), and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Size guide
BODY LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 73 | 24 | 39 |
M | 75 | 24.5 | 43 |
L | 77 | 25 | 47 |
XL | 80 | 25.5 | 51 |
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