DIRTY SIXTH YACHT CLUB TEE

Welcome aboard the Dirty Sixth Yacht Club — where the anchor’s rusty, the champagne is questionably sourced, and nobody here has ever actually owned a boat. This tee is a love letter to Austin’s most unhinged stretch of nightlife, reimagined as the classiest maritime society that never existed.

Featuring a bold anchor graphic surrounded by high-roller icons like dice, a crab, and a bottle that definitely wasn’t purchased legally, this shirt blends yacht-club pretension with Sixth Street chaos. It’s perfectly designed for locals, degenerates, lake rats, bartenders, and anyone who knows that the dress code on Dirty Sixth is “whatever survived last night.”

Wear it to the lake, the dive bar, the afterparty, or anywhere that smells faintly of saltwater, regret, and Lone Star tallboys. Membership has its privileges, and this shirt is the only proof you’ll ever need.


• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.

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