FAQ & Shipping

Shipping

How long does shipping take?
Every shirt is printed to order — nothing sits in a warehouse. Production takes 2–7 business days, then US shipping takes 3–8 business days. Call it 1–2 weeks from checkout to doorstep.

Do you ship internationally?
Yes. After production: Canada 6–12 business days, everywhere else 10–20 business days. Customs fees, if applicable, are the buyer's responsibility — we have no control over them and can't predict them.

How do I track my order?
You'll get a tracking link by email the moment your order ships. Give it 24–48 hours to start updating.

Returns & Exchanges

What's your return policy?
Because every shirt is made to order just for you, we can't accept returns for sizing or change of heart. Check the size guide on each product page — our shirts run oversized. Stuck between sizes? Ask us before you buy.

What if my item arrived damaged, misprinted, or wrong?
We'll make it right. Contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund — your choice.

What about the Mystery Shirt?
Final sale. That was the deal. You knew this.

Products

What are your shirts made of?
Most tees are printed on 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton with an oversized fit. Check each product description for specifics.

Is this official merchandise?
Absolutely not. Everything here is original parody and satire — nothing is affiliated with or endorsed by anyone referenced on any shirt. That's the whole point.

Orders

Can I cancel or change my order?
Contact us within 24 hours of placing it. Once it enters production, we can't make changes.

I haven't received an order confirmation. What happened?
Check your spam folder. If it's not there, contact us via the Contact page with the email you used and we'll track it down.