The Capitalist Pig BBQ Rich Hog Hat is premium merch from a smokehouse that doesn’t exist, but absolutely should. This beige-and-navy cap features crisp maroon embroidery that makes it look like something you’d buy from a roadside BBQ joint owned by a guy who smokes wagyu brisket and accepts Venmo, cash, and unsolicited praise.
The design is clean, bold, and stupidly funny — the perfect blend of Southern charm and unapologetic satire. Whether you’re the grill master, the beer drinker, or the person who always shows up “for the vibes only,” this hat delivers peak BootlegTShirts energy.
Put it on and instantly become the richest hog in the pit.
• 65% polyester, 35% cotton for breathability and comfort
• Structured front panel for vibrant designs
• Mid-profile fit for relaxed, comfortable wear
• Adjustable snap closure for a secure fit
• Matching fabric undervisor and sweatband for a polished finish
• Blank product sourced from China and Myanmar
