Step aside, statesmen. Make room for Teddy Drumstickz — the unofficial mascot of county fairs, Renaissance festivals, and political photo ops gone terribly right. Immortalized in a gaudy golden frame, Teddy clutches his turkey leg like it’s the Declaration of Indigestion.
This isn’t history. This is poultry in motion.
Material: 100% heavyweight cotton, light on policy, heavy on protein.
Fit: Loose, like Teddy’s grip on the napkin situation.
Occasions: Thanksgiving dinner flexing, ironic brunch, or anytime you want strangers to whisper, “Is that… Teddy Drumstickz?”
Vibe: Founding Father of Fair Food Nation.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 7 oz./yd.² (237.34 g/m²)
• Oversized relaxed fit
• Drop shoulder sleeves
• Ribbed collar reinforced neckline
Shipping: Printed to order, just for you. Allow 2–7 business days for production, then 3–8 business days US shipping. Full details in our FAQ & Shipping.
