Severance X Step Brothers Bootleg Tshirt

Here it is: the peak of culture. A bootleg t-shirt that slaps the word Severance over a grainy-ass screenshot from Step Brothers like it’s some high-concept art piece—and guess what? It works. Because deep down, we all know that job interview scene is Severance. Two grown idiots in suits, pretending to care, absolutely bombing in front of management. Sound familiar?

This isn’t merch. This is a cry for help in Helvetica Bold. It’s for people who’ve been through one too many performance reviews and still showed up the next day in a clip-on tie and a blackout hangover. It’s for fans of prestige TV who also think Step Brothers should’ve won an Emmy for Best Documentary.

Wear it to work. Wear it to quit. Either way, it’s better than whatever your boss wears.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

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