Honor the legacy of America’s most accidentally legendary outdoorsman with the RIP Dick “Buckshot” Cheney Memorial Tee. Inspired by classic county-fair airbrushed tribute shirts, this design commemorates the man who turned quail hunting into a full-contact sport and somehow made waterboarding sound like a lake activity.
The front features a custom memorial graphic complete with flags, shotgun glamour, and the iconic “America’s Fun Stepdad” headline. The back seals the deal with a graffiti-style “Dick Cheney Was Here!” signature — because history is written by the ones who never miss. Well… mostly.
Perfect for patriots, irony enjoyers, dads who yell at the news, or anyone with a dark sense of humor and a deep appreciation for chaotic American lore.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.
Size guide
| |
BODY LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
73 |
24 |
39 |
| M |
75 |
24.5 |
43 |
| L |
77 |
25 |
47 |
| XL |
80 |
25.5 |
51 |
| 2XL |
82.5 |
26 |
55 |
Shipping: Printed to order, just for you. Allow 2–7 business days for production, then 3–8 business days US shipping. Full details in our FAQ & Shipping.
