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RASCALLY RABBIT BROTHEL TRASHCORE TEE
RASCALLY RABBIT BROTHEL TRASHCORE TEE
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Congratulations, you sick little freak. You’ve just stumbled onto the worst shirt on the internet.
Introducing the Rascally Rabbit Brothel Tee, a filthy love letter to imaginary strip clubs, horny cartoon mascots, and the golden era of 1-900 numbers your uncle absolutely called from the family landline. This isn’t just a shirt – it’s a wearable cry for help.
Front graphic features two aggressively traced bikini babes, a fake Albany address, and a hotline that definitely doesn’t work (but if it did, it’d charge $4.99 a minute to insult your masculinity). The back? A smug, dead-eyed rabbit in a top hat who looks like he sells coke behind a bowling alley and calls it “entrepreneurship.”
Perfect for:
Guys who still say “baby girl” unironically
People who peaked during LimeWire
That one friend who “almost opened a bar once”
Anyone whose wardrobe screams, “My probation officer doesn’t care what I wear.”
This shirt is oversized, black as your soul, and made of organic cotton because we like the irony of eco-friendly sleaze. You're welcome.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
Introducing the Rascally Rabbit Brothel Tee, a filthy love letter to imaginary strip clubs, horny cartoon mascots, and the golden era of 1-900 numbers your uncle absolutely called from the family landline. This isn’t just a shirt – it’s a wearable cry for help.
Front graphic features two aggressively traced bikini babes, a fake Albany address, and a hotline that definitely doesn’t work (but if it did, it’d charge $4.99 a minute to insult your masculinity). The back? A smug, dead-eyed rabbit in a top hat who looks like he sells coke behind a bowling alley and calls it “entrepreneurship.”
Perfect for:
Guys who still say “baby girl” unironically
People who peaked during LimeWire
That one friend who “almost opened a bar once”
Anyone whose wardrobe screams, “My probation officer doesn’t care what I wear.”
This shirt is oversized, black as your soul, and made of organic cotton because we like the irony of eco-friendly sleaze. You're welcome.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 73 | 24 | 39 |
| M | 75 | 24.5 | 43 |
| L | 77 | 25 | 47 |
| XL | 80 | 25.5 | 51 |
| 2XL | 82.5 | 26 | 55 |
Shipping: Printed to order, just for you. Allow 2–7 business days for production, then 3–8 business days US shipping. Full details in our FAQ & Shipping.
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