Look—we’re not saying JD Vance killed the Pope.
We’re just saying the Pope was alive before this meeting… and then he wasn’t.
This limited-run bootleg is your one-way ticket to hell or viral fame (depending on your TikTok audience). Crafted in the grand tradition of gas station RIP tees, this shirt commemorates an allegedly historic moment of political and spiritual tension with zero evidence and even less respect.
Designed for:
Catholic school dropouts
Twitter sleuths
Guys who treat Wikipedia like court records
Specs:
• Pre-shrunk, unlike your moral compass
• 100% cotton, 0% canon law
• Available in "Ghost White" and "Holy Sepia"
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard), GRS (Global Recycled Standard), and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Size guide
| |
BODY LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
73 |
24 |
39 |
| M |
75 |
24.5 |
43 |
| L |
77 |
25 |
47 |
| XL |
80 |
25.5 |
51 |
| 2XL |
82.5 |
26 |
55 |
