MORE OF A BOOBS GUY TSHIRT

Straight from the “this can’t be real” news cycle to your chest.

Inspired by the internet’s latest political fever dream, this tee captures that exact moment where headlines stop sounding like reality and start sounding like parody. Grainy photo. Loud type. Zero explanation needed if you’ve been online for more than five minutes this week.

The reference? Yeah… it’s that one. The one everyone’s side-eyeing. The one that somehow made it past vetting. 

BootlegTShirts.com energy at its finest. Feels like it was printed overnight in response to chaos, because it basically was.

Wear it if you like your humor dark, your news absurd, and your shirts just a little bit unhinged.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)

The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.

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