What did you do today? Pay bills? Walk your dog? Wrong. Try again, loser. The mission is simple: Do one thing a day that will make Tom Cruise smile. You know, like sprinting full-speed for no reason, fistfighting gravity on a motorcycle, or joining a cult in a strip mall. Featuring a black panther mid-pounce (because duh), this tee is your daily reminder to stop being boring and start living like a man who hasn’t blinked since 1986.
This shirt isn't just a vibe—it’s a lifestyle. A loud, unhinged, Scientology-adjacent lifestyle. And guess what? Tom’s watching. So you better not disappoint him.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
