Tired of cleaning up after your bad decisions? Call Cherry. She’s available 24/7/365, because shame doesn’t take holidays. This bootleg tee features everyone's favorite retro pin-up domestic engineer, locked, loaded, and ready to dust off your dignity. Comes pre-wrinkled with regret. Dial 1-900-GET-MAID and ask for someone who doesn’t judge (but definitely will).
Printed on that “I swear it’s vintage” washed blue cotton for maximum ‘found it at a gas station in Reno’ energy.
• 100% cotton, snow washed
• Heavyweight fabric: 7.4 oz/yd² (250 g/m²)
• Loose fit, dropped shoulders
• Unisex
• Machine wash cold, gentle cycle; do not bleach; tumble dry low; avoid ironing the print
• Each piece is handcrafted — minor variations are part of the bootleg charm
Size guide
CHEST (cm)
LENGTH (cm)
SHOULDER (cm)
SLEEVE (cm)
S
56
70
53
20.8
M
58
72
55
21.5
L
60
74
57
22.2
XL
62
76
59
22.9
2XL
64
78
61
23.6
Shipping: Printed to order, just for you. Allow 2–7 business days for production, then 3–8 business days US shipping. Full details in our FAQ & Shipping.
