Dictator Member-Member Champs Tee

Congrats, you’ve just found the most elite piece of golf apparel ever stitched together by capitalist pigs. The Dictator Member-Member Champs Tee immortalizes the undefeated duo of egos too big to fail, holding their trophy like it’s the nuclear codes. Framed like fine art (because it is), this shirt doesn’t whisper satire—it screams it from the private jet.

Back features include our world-class sponsors: Dictator Golf, OligarchyGolf, and the ever-ethically-questionable PAR///PROPRIETOR. Wear it to your country club, or the Hague. Either way, you're making a statement—and that statement is “I’m better than you, and I’m not afraid to laugh about it.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

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