CSI: CLEARWATER

A bootleg crime-show parody for anyone who has ever looked at Clearwater, Florida and thought, “Yeah, something deeply normal is definitely happening here.”

This shirt imagines the world’s most suspicious prestige-TV spinoff: CSI: Clearwater, where the evidence is missing, the vibes are expensive, and everyone keeps politely pretending nobody has questions. Featuring washed-out cult-leader energy, explosive 2000s crime-show graphics, and just enough “where is she?” mystery to ruin brunch.

Perfect for fans of internet rabbit holes, Florida weirdness, cult documentaries, and shirts that feel legally reviewed but spiritually unwell.

• Raw edge hem
• Drop shoulders
• Crew neck
• Ribbed collar
• Oversized fit
• 100% combed cotton
• Pre-shrunk
• Washed and distressed, easy to fade
• Fabric weight: 260g/m²
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-stitched ribbed collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched cuffs

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉). Slight floating color may occur during initial washing. It is recommended to wash with clothes of similar color.