Midlife crisis? Nah, this is a full-blown merch drop. The “Ask Me About My Divorce” Tee is perfect for the man who lost everything... except the Porsche. Features a sad-boy sports car and the cold, hard truth: she called 911 and got the 911. You got therapy, she got the kids. Clean, sarcastic, and deeply unwell—just like your Instagram captions.
Wear it to court. Wear it to Cars & Coffee. Wear it on your Tinder profile pic. Just don’t wear it to your kid’s recital.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
