You’ve heard of an Irish Goodbye—classy, quiet, disappears without a trace. Now get ready for the American Entrance: zero subtlety, maximum explosions, and absolutely no one asked for it. Featuring a jacked-up tank mid-missile-launch and bold, blockhead font that screams "I just bombed your group chat," this shirt is not for the faint of heart or the emotionally well-adjusted.
Perfect for weddings, corporate retreats, bar mitzvahs, or any event where showing up like a war crime is the vibe. Also available in "freedom beige" and "drone strike white.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
