ClubDad™ Tee

He’s not like regular dads.
He’s not even like cool dads.
He’s a ClubDad™ — sleep-deprived, beat-matching, bottle-warming legend of the living room afterparty (which ends promptly at 9:45PM because bedtime is sacred).

This shirt isn’t for PTA dads or grilling dads or dads who say “Let’s circle back.”
It’s for the ones who still rage... quietly... with the monitor on.
The ones who host afters with leftover Capri Suns and cold brew vodka.
The ones who know how to swaddle with one hand and roll a blunt with the other (but don’t because CPS).

It’s a lifestyle. It’s a warning. It’s a cry for help in cotton form.

FEATURES:
Loud graphics for dads who live a very quiet life
Premium cotton soft enough to absorb both spilled milk and regret
Built-in aura of smug self-awareness
Reads:
I’m not like regular dads. I am a CLUBDAD™
Afters at mine 🔻 Just don’t wake the baby.
IDEAL FOR:
Leaving the party and the group chat at the same time
TikToks about parenting that go viral for the wrong reasons
Explaining why your child’s first word was “vibe check”

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard), GRS (Global Recycled Standard), and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

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